What would Lincoln Twitter?

I got tagged by Bryan Person to come up with a "What would (insert famous name) Twitter?" (e.g., What would Jesus Twitter?)

Herewith my response:

What would Lincoln Twitter?

10. Ladies..Beard or no beard?...DM me.
9. This secession shit is so harshin' my mellow.
8. Two tickets to theatre. Don't feel like it. Any takers?
7. Thinking about freeing slaves. Pluses, minuses? Just no long emails, ok?
6. Seeing the Grants tonight. Last time, he got wasted and puked on my shoes.
5. @SalmonChase: Can't we get a better pic for the $5 bill?
4. @Sherman: More matches? Dude, that's three times this week. How's Georgia, BTW?
3. WTF? No Big & Tall shops in D.C.!
2. FRAK! On train to Gettysburg. Lost speech notes. Will have to freestyle.
1. Wondering what us Republicans will be like in 140 or so years....


I tag: Charles Hope, MissBHavens, Casey McKinnon, Mark Day, cc chapman