Saturday, March 31, 2007

What would Lincoln Twitter?

I got tagged by Bryan Person to come up with a "What would (insert famous name) Twitter?" (e.g., What would Jesus Twitter?)

Herewith my response:

What would Lincoln Twitter?

10. Ladies..Beard or no beard?...DM me.
9. This secession shit is so harshin' my mellow.
8. Two tickets to theatre. Don't feel like it. Any takers?
7. Thinking about freeing slaves. Pluses, minuses? Just no long emails, ok?
6. Seeing the Grants tonight. Last time, he got wasted and puked on my shoes.
5. @SalmonChase: Can't we get a better pic for the $5 bill?
4. @Sherman: More matches? Dude, that's three times this week. How's Georgia, BTW?
3. WTF? No Big & Tall shops in D.C.!
2. FRAK! On train to Gettysburg. Lost speech notes. Will have to freestyle.
1. Wondering what us Republicans will be like in 140 or so years....

I tag: Charles Hope, MissBHavens, Casey McKinnon, Mark Day, cc chapman


Blogger missbhavens said...

Thinking, thinking, thinking...

Saturday, March 31, 2007 8:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Bryan Person, said...

Funny stuff, JoeC!

Saturday, March 31, 2007 9:34:00 AM  
Blogger TDefren said...

Wow, #s 10, 8, 7, 3 EACH made me laugh out loud. Great stuff.

Saturday, March 31, 2007 9:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Ann Handley said...

Really, really funny...!

Sunday, April 01, 2007 10:06:00 PM  
Blogger Joe C said...

MissB: We're waiting..... :)

Bryper: Thanks for the tag, man!

tdefren & ann handley: Thanks! Much appreciated.

Sunday, April 01, 2007 10:46:00 PM  
Blogger Grayson said...


Monday, April 02, 2007 7:25:00 PM  
Blogger Emrys Tetu, HHC said...

I love it! V realistic...

P.S. Were you thinking of earlier when you wrote about his beard?

Wednesday, March 24, 2010 9:44:00 PM  

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